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Jester.

Eyebrows, eyeliner: L'Oreal Infallible Eye Liner
Lipstain: (Images 1&3) OCC Lip Tar Black Dahlia (Images 2&4) OCC Lip Tar Triptych

Because the "Fool's" after April and before Day reminds me of court jesters more than it does pranking someone by putting whipped cream in a shaving bottle, I decided that wanted to make myself a harlequin face. While I have no clue how to use makeup, I am much too lazy to spend time watching YouTube tutorials. So I found some things and put them on. Literally. This could not be a more haphazard post. Feel free to impart some makeup knowledge, if you so desire.
I also found out that if I put pantyhose, gauze, or mesh over my camera screen, I could create a hazy effect (refer to image 1). I could have taken the time to learn to Photoshop a hazy effect. But, let's admit it, this is infinitely cooler.

On another note, lacrosse practice ended about an hour ago, and I am beat. I have not done real exercise in months, but I'm happy to get back into the groove of things (and acquire my beach body. Even though I don't actually like beaches. Le gasp).